Guy Goes to Airport to Pick up Loose Women
Also looking for people who need to make a connection.
(Source: reddit.com)
one day i looked over at my girlfriend and she quickly put away her phone; i jokingly asked “[haha] who were you texting your other boyfriend[mischievous smile]” she laughed. a week later she broke up with me because her other boyfriend found out about me. (karmic punchline for the win’)
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY